HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
you inspire me to be a worse person
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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