Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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