she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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