We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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