Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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