If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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