i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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