check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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