come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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