Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
