we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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