Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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