I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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