He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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