when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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