Are we in a gay sports bar?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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