Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
