My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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