White coat. Heels.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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