Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
