I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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