I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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