What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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