Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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