Small penises have feelings too.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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