I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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