she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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