Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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