My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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