would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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