You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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