thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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