I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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