Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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