I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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