If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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