no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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