remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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