So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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