it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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