i think my mom watched the whole time
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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