Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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