did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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