I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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