This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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