we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize