can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
No more Irish car bombs ever.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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