do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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