Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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