Plan B is the new Plan A
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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