I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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