I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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