i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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