Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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