Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You were trust falling into bushes
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