He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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